Come Clean

"Ever looked on in envy while your girlfriend lathered up with some sweet-smelling pastel-colored body wash? Come on...be honest. Well pal, it's your lucky day. John Allan's Bodywash will get your entire body clean without making you smell like a flower basket or cluttering your shower with embarrassing girly looking bottles. It lathers easily and contains green tea extract and Vitamin E to make your tough man skin nice and soft. Lemon, orange and apple extracts tone and leave your skin smelling (subtly) fresh and clean. Perhaps the best feature is the simple packaging - the bottle is suitably minimalist, with nary a flower or pastel in sight."